Lamar Morph

Advantages: More fun than exercising alone to a home video
Disadvantages: Self-consciousness, being leered at

...from bucket-knickered suits to creations constructed entirely of dental floss strung artistically together. I decided that I was just a Morph (a shapeless lump of plasticine). I was completely mesmerised by a bullet-nippled lass whose boobs must have been made of wood, as they remained completely static even during the most energetic phase of the session. In contrast, mine covered a radius of five feet, from the floor and back up to my neck, slapping me sharply under the chin. Consequently, I made sure I stood next to normal women with corrugated thighs and excess flesh straining to escape from their leotards. The confident, firm-buttocked enthusiasts appeared to stand at the front or in the middle, whereas the self-conscious, disinclined individuals tried to blend in unnoticed at the end of a row. The minority of males stood... Read review

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