Advantages: easy to get to grips with Disadvantages: loses its thrill quickly
The Spartan empire is crumbling, before the gilded walls of your home city the Roman legions lay siege. This is the battle that will decide master and servant in this ancient land and if you defeat the armies of this new dominant power from the west there is still the awesome Medusa to defeat?hang on. I'll start again.
It's the golden age of ancient Greece, a time before history is even recorded, mythical heroes battle with fierce gods and giants and the dreaded medusa stands between you and your enemy, Alexander's Macedonian army and?.bugger?
Its 333BC and the Macedonians from the north threaten your lands, these barbarian outsiders need to be put in their place before you can settle your score with and even older enemy Troy and enemy that?..what ..Troy? Ok I've got it.
Its 1100BC and you stand before its ancient walls ready ...
Advantages: safe, nice, easy to use Disadvantages: may be pulled up!
Bath time is fun time for babies! They love to play with their toys and splash around but there's always that element of worry knowing that your baby is playing in water and that the bath is very slippy so you do need to keep your baby as safe as possible.
The usual bath mats work really well but they are really plain and boring looking and, from what I remember when we ewre younger, they used to go mouldy very quickly especially the white ones!
I saw these Clippasafe mini bath mats and thought they looked so much nicer and decided to give them a go and see if they would work okay for us and if they would be fun for our baby too!
The bath mats come in packets of 6 and they are mini which means you do need to use them all so that they are actually useful else they're just not worth it!
They stick onto the bath easily and they ...
Advantages: Kevin Sorbo (just for looking at) Disadvantages: The rest of the film
Following on the lines of Scary Movie and Epic Movie thread, Meet the Spartans was made in 2008 as a spoof of 300. Not to be confused with other, funnier spoof movies, this one is a bit of a let down in my eyes.
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Starring Sean Maguire (yes the one from Eastenders that had a failed pop career) as Leonidas and Kevin Sorbo (Hercules/Andromeda) as Captain, Meet the Spartans does not just spoof 300. Carmen Electra also stars as Queen Margo (does she have to be in every spoof movie?). Ken Davitian (yes the hairy man from Borat) stars as Xerces, and looks repulsively funny in that role. Don't ask me why but every time I saw this guy, I started laughing. Maybe it was embarrassment for him, but I laughed at every scene he was in.
The film tries to follow the original script of 300 while making fun of the main ...
